Emma came home from school the other day and told me, "Mom. I have to tell you the MOST DISGUSTING thing that happened at school today." I asked her what it was and she said, "Well, ummmm, I'm too nervous to tell you."
For the next 15 minutes she hemmed and hawed while I asked her questions like, "Did someone barf everywhere? Did someone poop in their pants (any time you want to make my kids laugh hysterically, just tell some kind of poop joke and you've got 'em. Classy, I know). Did someone pick their nose and wipe it on the floor? (because Matthew had just done that the very same morning...)
Finally she gave in and said, "Well. This boy at school tried to KISS ME!!" I started laughing my head off. She could not understand why I was laughing, but that is good fun right there. Then she told me that he did pick his nose and wipe it on his shirt. I told her that was disgusting and the kissing part was just funny, but she was not amused.
8 comments:
That is hilarious!!
I'll never forget the kid in 4th grade who tried to kiss me, and when he was unsuccessful, put gum in my hair. Yuck.
What is it about kindergarten that brings out the Romeo in so many little boys? I think that is so funny how she was nervous to tell you. Hopefully she will tell you when she really gets her first kiss! That should be at least 11 years or so down the road Miss Emma, just in case you had any question in your mind about that!
Oh I love that little girl!!
So cute! I can't believe she is in Kindergarten!
That's so funny! Your kids are seriously so cute and I know where they get it from...you! I can't tell you how happy I was to see you on Sunday. Thanks so much for coming. I miss you and your cute funny self.
That's right, Emma, boys are disgusting until you're 23!
What a great story! So did he try to kiss her before or after the nose picking?
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